15 lewd jokes hidden in the Pokémon games

Satanism, ghosts, suicidal music, dangerous glitches, and gene experimentation – if there isn’t any evil in the Pokémon games, it’s just because players haven’t found it yet. But also jokes about sex, penises and other slipperiness that some late-adolescent developers have smuggled into this child-like game are part of the Pokémon games.

Oh no! OH NO! HOW? WHAT? WHY? That can’t be true … Yes, it is. That’s why I advise you to stop reading if Pokémon hasn’t ruined your entire childhood by now. On the following pages, I’ve listed some perverted jokes that Pokémon developers have stuffed into all sorts of dialog, menu, and world cracks in the game. I don’t mean stuffed like you thought. For the younger ones among our readers, I can recommend something a little more innocent, for example the Halloween update from Pokèmon-GO. With Gengar and cute pumpkins. No? As you wish. I warned you. Have fun and a lot of confusion!

The worthy Lana is totally into the item stone bones. So much so that she says, “The taste of the stone bone seems to fill my whole mouth.” Seriously now?

While driving across the ocean, this heroine mumbles, “If I were to wear a bikini, where would I put my Pokéballs? Hihi … a woman’s secret! “

This character has special preferences when it comes to Pokémon. “Wow! Incredible! Onix is ​​so big, ”she says. “Riding Onix would be so much fun.”

Instead of having tea during the day or solving Sudoku puzzles, this elderly gentleman prefers to stretch through the arena window. “Hahaha! This arena is great! She is full of women! ”He explains.

This trainer apparently also gets paid in kind after her fights. “Boys give me items after the fights, but sometimes they give me too much.” Is that so? Interesting.

Even the Pokédox can’t resist slippery jokes. He explains to the trainer about the Pokémon Dodrio as follows: “Apparently the heads are not the only part of the body of which Dodrio has three pieces.” Haha, understand?

The trainers speak openly to each other about their way of life. So this trainer asks you: “When you play, do you prefer to do it inside or outside?” Nice that you can vote for both.

The game asks you in front of this portal if “you want to stick your hand deep in the hole”. Um … ok ???

“It’s so hot in Aloha,” complains this woman. “I would like to be doused by a water attack.”

 

Why ever you step on a Ferris wheel with this older man, he asks you at some point in the meantime: “By the way … boy … Have you ever had a lover?” JUMP !!! Maybe you land comfortably on the belly of a relaxo.

Maybe you need to rethink your career plans. This girl has a whole different idea. “You know, I think you have the talent to be a good breeder.”

 

This self-assurance is remarkable. “I can do it. I’m a big girl now, ”she says. “I can take it” could also be translated as “I can take it”.

“You can never have too many BALLS,” this boy explains to you about life.

It’s just a patch of grass, but it’s a suspicious shape. The gardener in charge sometimes seems bored with his work.

I think that’s a bit far-fetched, but if you read it like that, Professor Eich seems to have been a little too happy about your victory. “I came as soon as I heard that you beat the top four.”