‘While we were having sex, our daughter filmed us live’
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If you imagine yourself unobserved on holiday to be completely absorbed in each other again, it turns out that you have not taken something into account. Like a rather tech savvy toddler.
Juud (31), friend Hessel (33) and daughter Mex (2.5):
“The night before we had arrived at our apartment in Greece. The flight and the journey with Mex, our one-year-old toddler, went well and we all arrived on time. At six o’clock in the morning, Mex stood up in her cot: ‘Mama wake up!’ We gave her my phone with a Peppa Pig movie so we could relax a bit ourselves.
“We were just on a roll when Hessel’s phone rang”
Since we knew Mex was safe in the bed with her beloved cartoon, we were caressing and cuddling each other and went one step further. We were just on a roll when Hessel’s phone rang: his brother called. We were startled. My brother-in-law never calls, let alone at 6:15. There had to be something bad. It was, just a little different than we thought.
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My brother-in-law asked very dryly, “Do you know you’re live on Facebook?” With my heartbeat in my throat I snatched the phone from Mex’s hands. Exactly how she did it is still a mystery to me. But it was true, while we were having sex, she had filmed us. At least, you didn’t see us live in action, but you did see the ceiling, the walls, sheets and a piece of my buttock. But you heard all the more. And I had another heart attack when it turned out that this 33 seconds of ‘porn’ had been saved by Facebook and later brought up as a post from me.
“I didn’t know how quickly I had to destroy those images”
I didn’t know how soon I had to destroy those images, but I did see how many ‘views’ we had had. The damage was not too bad, although 21 viewers still enjoyed our lovemaking at this early hour. No idea who though. Only my brother-in-law revealed himself, he likes to joke about it. Since then we have been ultra careful. I think that Mex is also the only toddler in the Netherlands without an iPad.”
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