The sweet revenge of a deceived woman

Silvana, mother of Jordy (10): “I followed the example of television woman Tineke Verburg, who cut the buttons on his shirts when she found out that her husband was cheating on you. She affixed a card to each shirt that said, “Isn’t she so good at sewing?” When I read that on the internet after my husband cheated on me, I first screamed with laughter, after which I broke all the gulps off his pants. The post-it that I stuck to his wardrobe said: ‘Because you love to let it hang out of your pants.’ ”

A flower

Stella, mother of Ivy (11) and Liz (7): “He traded me in for a girl who was twenty years younger than me. I thought, he’s just having a midlife crisis. Stupid, painful, but we’ll get over it. Two months after packing his bags, the girl turned out to be pregnant. “How do I straighten out what is irreparably crooked in our daughters?” I asked my husband. “Instead of blaming us, you can send flowers to congratulate us,” he said. I am not easily angry, but now I felt an unprecedented rage. He could get his flowers. With his credit card details I ordered a burial wreath, which I had delivered to her abode. We will never become friends again, but fortunately our daughters are in love with their new brother. ”

What do you mean, karma

Jonathan, father of Bowie (6) and Nick (4): “I fear my ex has never been honest. Not about her evenings off, not about the money she spent shopping, and certainly not about what she told our children about our divorce. She took everything with her when we broke up: the furniture, the children and more than half of my income. She forgot one thing: the state lottery ticket she had bought herself, and which – what do you mean, karma – had fallen for three thousand dollars. A meager compensation for the money it costs me every month, but I paid for a nice trip to Cape Verde. ”

Sweet revenge

Shalaya, mother of Junion (8) and Keano (6): “Revenge is never as sweet as they promise, but the sugar in his tank came close. When I caught my ex having an affair and found out where she lived, I drove to her house. His car was indeed at her door. I carefully refueled it with three kilos of organic brown sugar. He came home in the middle of the night by taxi. His suitcase was already in the front yard. ”

Happier than ever

Zola, mother of Naraya (2): “After yet another disappointment, I picked up my daughter and left for my mother. “You’ll never make it without me!” he called after me. Whereupon I took him back with the best revenge a person can take: I became happier than ever. “

Free to take

Joëlle, mother of Mirre (9) and Yaël (5): “His ex threw him out of the house. I was in love and before I knew it, I popped out: “You can camp with me and the kids for a while.” He was mostly abroad for his work. And what about his furniture, he asked, did I have room for that? That same evening there was already a gigantic antique cupboard in my kitchen; an heirloom from his parents. I was a bit overwhelmed, but thought it was fine at first. A few days later, early in the morning, I saw a text pop up on his phone screen: “Did she take it?” When I clicked open the entire conversation, I read how he used me for “free furniture storage” and “horny sex,” because “such a chick in love is up for anything.” As soon as he left for work, I parked his closet in the front yard with a note saying “Free to go.” I texted him a photo with the text: “Everything comes at a price, even free furniture storage for horny chicks in love.” Two hours later, sir drove a trailer. ”

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Time for a career switch

Leonard, father of Benthe (9), Lene (8) and Janne (4): “Our savings accounts, our stocks – everything my ex had taken without consultation and pumped it into her non-viable trust office. I only found out when we got divorced – for completely different reasons – and I didn’t even have the money to pay the mediator. She demanded maximum partner and child support, based on my high income. I suddenly thought it was high time for the career switch I had been dreaming of for years, and with my new, modal income, I could only afford a fraction of what she demanded. She had wasted enough money. Now, almost two years later and with a new, well-paying job recently, we are less on speaking terms than ever, but I’m building money boxes for our daughters again. ”

Beautiful holiday photos

Rianka, mother of Nout (6) and Lola (4): “My husband turned out to have kept shadow accounts throughout our marriage. We both worked hard in our company, but couldn’t afford a vacation, he said. New clothes, my dream floor – he thought everything was too expensive. One day a greasy tax bill fell on the mat. My husband turned out to be making over half a ton more each year than he had told me. He channeled the money into a sneaky savings account. Ten years of lies, no marriage survives. I demanded maintenance based on his actual income. The first year after the divorce, I made the trip with the children that according to my ex we could never afford. The photos are still on Facebook. ”

‘Oh, that’s his’

Annejet, mother of Sterre (5) and Simon (3): “While I was soaking the walls of my new apartment until the middle of the night, his new girlfriend was already sleeping in my place in our marital bed. The children and I had not moved a day yet, my things were still in the nightstand. He couldn’t help it that he had a new girlfriend so quickly, my ex said, you just can’t send love. Love. The coldness and shamelessness with which he proclaimed it after seven years of marriage; I didn’t pull it. During a party with my old neighbors, the new girlfriend came in. I felt like rubbish, both by my ex and the neighbors. I decided to have a chat with her. Soon she blurted out that she’d checked my nightstand and found my toy. “That big black one?” I said. “It’s not mine, but his.” They are still together, but the story is doing well at parties and parties. ”

Hole-in-one

Audrey, mother of David (10): “The fact that Norbert and I separated by mutual agreement was no reason for him to accommodate me even a little during the divorce. The house, the money, the car, our things: he didn’t want to share anything. When he also managed to keep the child support to a minimum while our son would largely live with me, I put his super-deluxe, very expensive golf set on Marktplaats and sold it. I got a fraction of the value for it, but with the money I could just as well buy a new set of dishes and a washing machine. I have ignored his clamor; he couldn’t beat my brain with a golf club anyway. ”

Yes, dárling

Mionée, mother of Dani (3): “I was twenty weeks pregnant when my boyfriend realized he didn’t like a family after all. A week after his departure, a friend discovered he was on Tinder. Then we created a fake profile together, which immediately matched his. For weeks we have been making him crazy with internet photos and exciting texts. The first real date became our apotheosis: in place of his dream woman from the photos, one of our best gay friends showed up – complete with painted nails and hysterical walk. ‘Yes, dárling! Live is so much more fun than Grinder! ‘ he blared across the terrace. My ex didn’t know where to look, he collapsed from shame. “Don’t pretend you’re a real man,” our friend still shouted too loudly. “A guy with balls won’t abandon his pregnant wife, will he?” It would have cost me a lot to see the scene live, but I laughed about it for months. ”

Super tight body

Niermala, mother of Neha (8): “He cheated me with one woman after another and called me a fat, ugly cow when I ended our relationship. “Do it with his best friend!” my friends yelled, but I had a much better alternative. I lost ten kilos and worked really hard in his gym on a super tight body. While he trains with his half-bald head on his muddy belly, I stick his eyes out. ”