The erotic carp calendar – the unexpected Christmas present

You need a carp calendar! You just don’t know it yet. You read that right: An erotic carp calendar – with naked carp … among other things. In any case, it is one of the top Christmas gift recommendations on Twitter every year.

The numbers are particularly large in a senior calendar. A car or excavator calendar contains cars or excavators. The pictures on a carp calendar contain carp. It’s not that every carp looks the same. There are giant things. And so that other people also buy the carp, the main characters are held in the camera by handsome young women. However, for some inexplicable reason they all have nothing on!

Where can I find the carp calendar?

You can order the carp calendar from Amazon and enjoy the reviews in advance. The buyers are consistently enthusiastic.

For example, one customer said:

The calendar hangs in our 4-person shared apartment in the kitchen. In the morning it is a real eye-catcher and sweetens your coffee. Visitors and friends regularly talk to us about the magnificent and plump carp.

And Max also likes the calendars:

Fantastic! Great plump things that encourage daily admiration. Damp wet bodies with great backgrounds. Only the naked women disturb a bit …

Still pure eroticism.

The reviewer has also given 5 stars, but is not entirely satisfied:

Magnificent bodies, plump mouths and a lot of naked, wet skin! The Carponizer erotic carp calendar keeps what it promises and this year too it will sweeten my day in the morning with a pleasant bubbling on the pelvic fin: What the naked women are supposed to do in the otherwise beautiful photos, however, is not entirely clear to me. ^^

And Twitter loves the carp calendar – not just for Christmas:

But the topic is also treated philosophically:

Others, however, doubt the product:

By the way, the carp calendar can also be found in our photo series of the absolutely senseless Amazon products:

What is an erotic carp calendar?

At some point someone probably thought: “If you can sell calendars with muscular, half-dressed firefighters next to fire trucks, some people buy calendars with fish, and many calendars with naked women, then you can copy the concept. I am now selling calendars with carp – and naked women. “

Apparently the business idea works, because the carp calendar is the best seller at Amazon in the erotic calendar category. It is not known, however, whether he also has this position in the animal calendars. Incidentally, second place is taken by a calendar with naked muscle men and poorly clad (occupational safety!) Female auto mechanics only follow in seventh place.

There is a new edition of the erotic carp calendar every year, so that you can enjoy fresh fish at any time or pass this joy on to others. Of course, the product is not meant very seriously, but if you can’t think of anything else, a calendar is always good!

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