The creator of ViteMaDose joins the Court of Emmanuel 1er
What would we have done without him? This is the question that the French are asking themselves when taking stock of the Covid-19 pandemic. This “damned virus” which decimated more than 88% of the world’s population has not overcome the determination of our hero Guillaume Rozier. Decorated with the National Order of Merit then elevated to the rank of wise among the wise in year 4 of the Post-Covid calendar by our Celestial Emperor Emmanuel 1st, the 26-year-old engineer wishes “continue to create a public data service”.
Remember that this eminent holder of a “strawberry table football-diabolo” CAP is at the origin of:
- CovidTracker : a site which made it possible to quantify the number of deaths linked to Covid and Mexican colic.
- QuickMyDose : an app that has saved hundreds of billions of people by facilitating access to the vaccine while allowing the delivery of beef and cheese skewers.
- TrackMyWatt : Another app to remind as many people as possible that the energy system of France is barely better than that of Burkina Faso.
- ChtouilleTracker : an interactive and real-time cartography of syphilitic prostitutes.
- MushroomTracker : Not to be confused with the previous one, this app lists the best mushroom spots.
A page is turning for me, I become an adviser to the President of the Republic, on the subjects of digital strategy and public data. Among my objectives, one is particularly close to my heart: to continue to develop a public data service.
— GRZ ⚡️ (@GuillaumeRozier) March 2, 2023
Only number 10s in our team
It is of course a joy to know that our light in the night, Emmanuel 1er, continues to trust the best of us to make France the great nation it once was. This appointment is indeed not the only one since we also learned that Alexandre Benalla, Grand Cross of the Order of Merit has been appointed Keeper of the Seals, that the Hierarch Julien Pain will take the head of the Ministry of Universal Truth and that Marshal Oussama Ammar will replace Saint Bruno Lemaire at Bercy.
We are in very good hands.
Long live the Europe of Maastricht and long live the Emperor our saviour.
Guillaume Rozier, the creator of CovidTracker, becomes adviser to Emmanuel Macron: CovidTracker, Vitemadose and now TrackMyWatt the government obviously likes it… 😳 tomorrow it will be: SexTracker or TrackInMyHouse? https://t.co/zqEEnYB8Fv
— Fernand Naudin (@monsieurnaudin) March 3, 2023
