‘Once a month I surprise my wife with lingerie’
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A horny chat between laundry, a fun toy or exciting lingerie: these couples know exactly what works in their bedroom.
Hannah (31), two children aged 5 months and 1.5 years.
“It can just happen between two washes: a horny text message to my friend. Mark and I have been together for ten years and have two kids, but it doesn’t stop me from teasing him with spicy messages. Or I send a picture of my breasts in a tight sweater.
Let’s face it: as a stay-at-home mom, I don’t experience much excitement. Usually I get so warm from my own texts and photos and his reaction to them that I make sure that the two children are just busy with their (postponed) naps when Mark comes home from construction at half past four. Can we go for the afternoon see-saw.”
Exciting set
Mike (40), two sons aged 11 and 9.
“What warms me up? Very simple: Lieke in sexy lingerie. Once a month I surprise my wife with an exciting set. There’s a shop near my work that sells gorgeous lace and see-through lingerie, push-up bras and crotchless panties. I know Lieke’s sizes by heart: cup 75D, thong in M and it always fits well. I think very pragmatically. I never give flowers, because I don’t enjoy it myself.”
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Sex toys
Lynn (39), son of 8.
“Banana-flavored condoms: that was about the most spectacular attribute I’ve used during sex in my 12-year marriage. My ex was not one of the ‘fittings’. How different is it with my new friend. On our second night together, Rob asked where my vibo was. Eh… I didn’t have that one. Was that necessary? No, it wasn’t necessary, but it was nice, Rob shouted. And so he arrived on date three with a quivering Pocket Rocket and on our half-year anniversary with a real Tarzan.
“On date three, he arrived with a vibrating Pocket Rocket”
Since then we have quite a full bag of tricks and I am a fan of everything that vibrates, knocks and squeaks. Not only when we make love together, but also on lonely evenings it is pleasant company.”
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