Musk vs. Zuckerberg: Real Life Celebrity Deathmatch

It was a nice concept. What if celebrities beat each other to snot in the ring? Unfortunately, with a lack of interested celebrities, the MTV performance had to make do with claymation. But we may soon see a real cage fight between two tech bros. If it comes to that, I want tickets.

This interwebz isn’t big enough for the both of us!

Of course, the whole story has taken place on Twitter so far. The deranged internet village where Musk is sheriff and mayor. Musk, apparently uncomfortable with his newfound status as the richest man on earth, once again felt the need to loosen his bulky digital mouth and tweeted that he would be up for a cage fight with Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg, at least as strange and insecure as Musk, immediately snapped and responded via an Instagram story with: “Send me the location”

Elon did know a nice location and at the same time made the classic rookie mistake of revealing his signature move. Apparently, Musk usually resolves physical conflicts by lying on top of his opponent and then doing nothing. A move he calls “the walrus”.

CNN apparently thought it necessary to turn to meta for an official response, but received only that “The Instagram Story speaks for itself.”

Just a joke or real feud?

I’ll be very surprised if it actually comes to a fight. Zuckerberg actually does martial arts and says he has recently won medals. Musk is online 24/7 and says he regularly sleeps in his office. I think when Musk goes to the ground after 1 hit. We don’t have to think that it is a poorly aimed version of “the walrus”.

The gentlemen are probably just having fun, but you never know. Both are among the richest men on the planet and own competing companies. Moreover, both gentlemen are intensely strange. Who knows what will happen. It would be entertaining.