Eco-responsible messages on Waze-like apps: the new mass infantilization campaign.
It’s the crisis, inflation is galloping, the number of people below the poverty line is skyrocketing. Fortunately, we can count on the government to take strong measures. For purchasing power? Too complicated. Bring the Russian economy to its knees? Nono takes care of it, it shouldn’t take long.
“And if we infantilized the French a little more? “. Why not force applications like Waze or Google Map to display messages to make taxpayers feel guilty for taking their car?
#StopPollutingTheBeggars
On his jet-ski, Jupiter nods: Yeah and add a hashtag #ArrêtezDePolluerLesGueux on each route search! “. Finally it will be #SeDéplacerMoinsPolluer, judged a little less aggressive by the communicators. As soon as a user searches for a route on Waze, Google Maps, Mappy, Apple Plan, CityMapper or Moovit, he will see the famous hashtag, but also messages to encourage him to have less impact on the environment: “Think carpooling”, “Going from 130 to 110 km/h on the motorway reduces your consumption by 20%”, “Think about public transport”, “For short journeys, favor walking or cycling”,
And your grandmother, does she ride a Waze bike?
1983 R5 swap for Gulfstream G650ER
More interestingly, for each route, the app will also display the quantities of greenhouse gases and fine particles emitted by your car, motorcycle or public transport, just to compare. Above all, users will be able to compare the carbon footprint of their journey to go to Lidl to fill the Kangoo with that of Vincent Bolloré’s private jet which makes Palermo-Nice-Paris-Toulon-Paris during the day (19 tons of CO2 in 24 hours, i.e. plus what an average French household rejects in a year).
Yesterday, five times flight of Vincent Bolloré’s plane in the same day! This is a record since the opening of this account
– 8:01 a.m.: Paris –> Palermo🔥
– 9:21 a.m.: Palermo–> Nice 🔥🔥
– 2:04 p.m.: Nice -> Paris 🔥🔥🔥
– 4:41 p.m.: Paris -> Toulon 🔥🔥🔥🔥
– 6:12 p.m.: Toulon -> Paris 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/djq2AxnMse— I Fly Bernard (@i_fly_Bernard) August 9, 2022
This modification of the apps will have to be done before December 2022, but already applications like Google Maps display the Low Emission Zones (ZFE). You know those areas where the poor are excluded? When will Google’s messages: ” Your 1983 R5 Diesel stays in the coco garage. Go to work on foot “.
The ZFEs and their Crit’Air vignettes, a system to penalize these filthy poor who refuse to buy Teslas.
