Brrr: these children’s sayings send shivers down your spine

Read at your own risk.

1. “My eight-month-old son woke up in the middle of the night, started laughing and stared straight into the baby monitor’s camera.”
2. “As a child, my son often sleepwalked. One evening he came to the living room and said, “I don’t like the people in the basement. They talk too loud.’
3. “My daughter woke me up in the middle of the night, crying and shaking. She had seen a ghost. I asked what his name was, but she didn’t know. She would ask that night. The next morning she told me his name is Charlie.’
4. ‘My neighbor’s boy woke me up. He walked around the house with a big knife, because he was afraid of the man who walked through the garden at night.’
5. ‘My twelve-year-old son regularly screams in his sleep. I’ve sometimes woken up when he was standing next to my bed and staring at the wall or at me.’
6. “I caught my two-year-old son hitting the faces of his stuffed animals with a toy hammer while saying ‘go!’ called out.
7. “My four-year-old son put his toy gun to his brother’s head and yelled, ‘Look at me!’

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Source: Buzzfeed

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