‘After twins, a loner will be a breeze’

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Broken nights, disruptive phases and loot the candy cabinet as an unbeatable team. These twins can do it, with their antics.

Bianca (31): “In every household with more than one child, one infects the other with viruses and other snot, but we really get everything double with our daughters Indy and Jill (2). Erupting teeth. Transverse phases. Growth spurts and broken nights. It seems like they light each other up with everything.

‘That’s nice, you’ll get rid of it in one go’, people sometimes shouted when I plodded through the supermarket with my duo car. But it does not work like that; I am overjoyed to be pregnant for the second time – with my third. Just one, yes. I already have some Netflix time planned for when the elders start school: this loner is going to be a breeze.”

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Architectural construction

Gaby (40): “Witty, my mother calls it when Hugo and Simon (5) mutiny again. ‘Just The funny twins“What you used to read,” she cooed.

“It is also hilarious to an outsider when they come up with a plan to loot the candy cabinet again”

For an outsider it is also hilarious when they once again come up with a plan to loot the candy cabinet and I come across a construction in the kitchen that many a structural engineer would envy. A dining table chair for the counter, step on it, zero cushions to make this breakneck adventure just that little bit less dangerous. One props up, the other climbs. My nephew of the same age can’t do it on his own – but hey, he has an older sister who can reach the kitchen cupboards herself.”

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