‘We’ve almost been caught before’
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Maaike (44) has been in a relationship with Simon (42) for two years. She is the mother of Jonah (11), Sofie (8) and Dani (5) and has two stepsons Maarten (10) and Michael (7).
“Every morning I wake up with a blissful feeling, so intensely happy with the man next to me. Simon and I have been together for two years now, but I still feel just as in love as I did the first week. Or rather: if the moment I saw him for the first time and I was banged up in one fell swoop.
Our relationship started as a secret affair. We were both still married, me eleven, Simon even twenty years. We met through work. A fleeting encounter, but it hit the spot right away. There was once a story in Kek Mama about a woman who saw a man on holiday while she was married and immediately fell in love loveThat’s exactly what happened to us too. We looked at each other and instantly knew we belonged together. We are soul mates. There was just no stopping it.
After a few secret dates in which we had crazy sex – we clicked very well in that area too – I immediately told my husband that I had someone else, was madly in love and wanted a divorce. Despite his grief, my ex was able to understand my feelings and we still have a good relationship. With Simon it has become a very nasty divorce that lasts to this day. His ex-wife is angry, she doesn’t give him the light in the eye and continues to litigate against him.
Not enough of each other
But still, despite all the tears, stress and misery, we are super happy together. We can’t get enough of each other and have great sex every day. Our blended family is also doing very well. My kids love him and vice versa. We are on the same line in terms of upbringing and can also tolerate each other’s criticism of each other’s children. His sons are with us week on and week off, my children go to their father for a weekend twice a month. We are childless for a weekend only once every two weeks; two days, one night. Those are the nights when we go all out with toys and sex games.
“Between two online meetings we have an afternoon see-saw”
Simon and I have both worn out quite a few bed partners and were quite used to that area. I also had a healthy sex life with my ex, although it was pretty straight forward and never more than once a week. But what we are experiencing now is unprecedented. We have a huge one sex drive loosened up and ruined each other forever. When we make love, we melt completely. In the beginning we did it six times a day, we couldn’t get enough of it. At least every day now. Despite our busy family life, we make sure we make time for it. Big advantage: we are both self-employed and work from home. In between two online meetings we will have an afternoon see-saw. Or we wait until the whole stuff is asleep or watching TV downstairs.
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lovemaking
Usually a lovemaking starts with an innuendo from someone else. A tap on my ass, a hand on my chest, I naughtily rub the inside of his leg or we kiss just a little too intimately or wildly. Then we move to the bedroom. Or the kitchen sink, the stairs, the sofa or the lounge set in the garden. We like to experiment, not only in the places, but also the length of time and the type of sex.
“We like to experiment, not only with the places, but with the length of time and the type of sex”
If all the children are with their other parent, then we make love and it can really last a whole evening. A quickie in between, without foreplay, just grabbing hard and pressing myself against the wall, I also find it very nice and exciting, but then I don’t get an orgasm. No problem, then we’ll catch up in the evening or I’ll do it myself with a vibrator. I have one in the shape of a microphone, with dots on it. My ex hated it when I used it and felt threatened by it, but my love didn’t. He also likes to make me cum like this.
We usually allocate twenty to thirty minutes for an afternoon see-saw. Our favorite position is when I’m on top, or on my hands and knees. Or a 69: we both love receiving and giving oral sex. If we really have time, Simon will tie me up hand and foot. We have professional straps for that that you can close with Velcro. But we are not diehard sm’ers: it remains loving and teasing.
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Got caught
With five kids and a high libido, the chance of getting caught is always there. This has almost happened to us twice. Last summer we woke up at half past five and went to enjoy the sunrise in the garden. We started cuddling under a blanket on the couch and one thing spontaneously led to another. We were so busy we forgot that the kids had to go to school – luckily we finished just in time when the kids came downstairs.
And when we were recently sitting on the couch by the stove, both naked but not yet in action, I suddenly saw Jonah’s head through the window of our living room door. He stood with the handle in his hands and looked at us in surprise. Without thinking I pushed down Simon’s erection with my hand and covered his cock.
I apologized to Jonah: he wasn’t meant to see this. But apparently it was such a funny face that he teased me for days. Every time he saw me he made the same movement with his hand and laughed at me. Well, at least he didn’t suffer any trauma from it.”
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This article appears in Kek Mama 11-2022.
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