uh, what? Parents Share Strange (Yet Hilarious) Sayings From Their Child
How do they get there?
Contents
- 1 1. Sigh, wait until you’re older
- 2 2. Crying retroactively
- 3 3. Curious what those two are up to
- 4 4. Immediately get rid of that thought
- 5
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- 7 5. You must have it from your child
- 8 6. Remember: it’s a phase
- 9 7. Thank you so much for this tip
- 10 8. That would be very awkward
- 11 9. Time for a good conversation
1. Sigh, wait until you’re older
Parenting Fail.
After 4yr old’s epic meltdown over toast cut the “wrong” way.Me: whispering under my breath with my back turned.. “ohhh I’m so fucking tired”
4yr old: “well I’m fucking tired too mummy”
— Ruth Brooker (@erbrooker) February 15, 2022
2. Crying retroactively
Today my 3 year old niece cried because she remembered she hit her leg somewhere 3 days ago. She said she forgot to cry about her leg that day.
— a plate of bamya (@NourAbadiii) March 30, 2021
3. Curious what those two are up to
Just heard my 4 year old say “it’s time to milk the farm dog” and my 2 yo squeal “YEAH” and I better go see what they’re doing
— Salad Rater (@RateMySalad) February 5, 2022
4. Immediately get rid of that thought
4: Mom, how long was dad inside you?
Me:
4: Mom???
Me: What the f-
4: Well??? How long was he inside you before you had him?
Me: Oh honey no I didn’t birth your dad, grandma did!
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) September 5, 2020
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5. You must have it from your child
my daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”
— ceciATL (@CeciATL) January 28, 2021
6. Remember: it’s a phase
Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 22, 2021
7. Thank you so much for this tip
5yo asked me to go find something downstairs. I couldn’t find it.
5yo: “I’ve got an idea. This time, go back downstairs and try your best”.
— Adam B. Hill, MD (@Adamhill1212) June 25, 2021
8. That would be very awkward
(4yo daughter is crying her eyes out)
Me: “What’s wrong, tutu?”
4yo (moving her hands on the sofa): “If my fingers were markers they would ruin the sofa!”
Me: “But your fingers…are not…markers?”
4yo (peak distress): “I said IF!”
— Tomer Ullman (@TomerUllman) July 31, 2020
9. Time for a good conversation
“Dad isn’t it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?”
– my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) March 29, 2021
Source: BuzzFeed
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