“The girlfriend stood with my vibrator in her hand”
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Nice of those playdates, especially when they find things in your house that you would rather have kept hidden for a while.
Anne-Marie (34), mother of a daughter aged 8 and two sons aged 5 and 1.
“My daughter had a new girlfriend with whom she loved to play every day. To get to know her parents a little better, I invited them to our house in the afternoon. We drank and chatted and then the girls were eager to put on a little show they had rehearsed. Very nice of course, the girlfriend was the singer and my daughter supposedly played the guitar.
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Until the singer came up with a bright pink microphone in her hand. One that I recognized from the drawer that I thought my daughter never looked in… I was so shocked that I literally froze. ‘Give it here,’ I finally said and quickly put my vibrator away in a kitchen drawer. The girlfriend’s parents burst out laughing.”
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