‘Several times a kind of porn film erupted at our upstairs neighbors’

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Sun, sea and, above all, time for each other. Astrid and her husband saw it all before themselves: endless drinks, chatting and making love during their vacation. It turned out that that nice house on Crete had neighbors upstairs with exactly the same idea.

Astrid (35): “Our oldest son was almost two when we first went on holiday as a family. Very picturesque, in an old windmill on Crete. Husband and I had all the freedom, because at noon he slept for two hours and at seven in the evening he went flat.

For months we have already envisioned it all: endless drinks, chatting, time for each other, making love every day. But our mill turned out to have neighbors upstairs. Who apparently were far from tired of each other – without children.

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Making out

Every moment that we had a break and were about to dive into the sheets, some kind of porn movie burst above us – or at least the sound scenes of it.

“Every moment we had a break, a kind of porn movie erupted above us”

In doing so, all pleasure escaped me; I was more preoccupied with the neighbor’s orgasm than with my own fun. If we touched each other once during that holiday, it is a lot.”

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