Not getting caught by your child? These moms share inventive solutions

The bedroom is a top favorite with 96% as a place for sex, according to the large Kek Mama sex survey, but readers also did it…

• “On the farmyard of my parents-in-law in the barn on top of piles of straw piled meters high.”
• “In a grove in Italy, the next day we were both bitten by all the mosquitoes.”
• “On my parents’ freezer.”
• “In the car at the campsite because the children were also in a noisy caravan.”
• “Literally in the snow.”

On holiday

• “In the sea, in Mexico, with children snorkeling around us, we were very subtle by the way.”
• “At an abandoned beach house, but then suddenly someone came walking by #shame … but secretly also hilarious afterwards.”

“In the sea with children snorkeling around us, we were very subtle by the way.”

• “A bdsm apartment with all the trimmings.”
• “In a tent in the Serengetti. Our first time!”
• “We were at the campsite. The kids were playing and the sun was shining. Such a nice summer day. I suddenly got so excited. When my guy went to grab a beer I followed him to the shed. I was wearing a dress and I took it off in the shed. Well, success is guaranteed. But yes, in the shed in the middle of the campsite where everyone can come just like that. Not only the children but also the people from our lane. Super exciting and oh so delicious.”
• “During a walking holiday in Austria. In the woods in a clearing with soft moss.”
• “In all sides of our holiday home!”

Secretly

• “On a bike path back from a night out for dinner.”
• “We once had a hot foreplay in public transport. Later we finished it hard on the beach.”

“From a distance, the farmer secretly watched.”

• “A funicular in the distant past.”
• “On a hay bale in the field and from a distance, the farmer secretly watched.”
• “In a busy shopping street, in a niche between 2 shops.”
• “On the dance floor during a New Years Eve party in Amsterdam.”

(Almost) caught

• “Long before we had kids, his mom lived with my boyfriend in an apartment house for a while, his mom caught us AWKWARD once! and we were told we should do that somewhere else. He had an old leather couch in the basement box, so that became our free space. It was winter, so we took a big sleeping bag with us. Still a funny memory, it gave a certain atmosphere.”
• “In the back of friends’ car while we were on the road.”
• “At a tourist vantage point, we had just finished when a horde of tourists just came around the corner.”
• “Car in a parking lot. Cost us €180. Unfortunately we were not allowed to finish it.”

“In a parking lot. Cost us €180. Unfortunately we weren’t allowed to finish it.”

• “In a shared hostel room while our roommate was sleeping.”
• “At work in the treatment room.”
• “Turkish steam bath in the hotel’s wellness area. We knew we were the only 2 people there.”

Nice and quiet

• “In the park and during the supreme moment there were real fireworks outside!”
• “Oral Sex on the Giants Path in Paris.”
• “In a very quiet plane with only sleeping people around us.”
• “In the parking lot of the harbor while we were waiting for the taxi.”

“In a very quiet plane with only sleeping people around us.”

• “Outside on a bench in the dark, but under a lamppost (oops).”
• “In the village, on a locally known work of art.”
• “On the balcony of a holiday home with the balcony of the neighbors across the street.”
• “In a 2-person igloo on a wobbly air mattress. We had to slide the air mattress out of the tent because it made too much noise.”

Where not?

• “In an inflatable boat on the river in France.”
• “On the quay after going out while the chance of getting caught was actually a bit too great, we realized the next morning when the alcohol had worn off…”
• “In an outdoor pool under the stars while I was pregnant.”

“In an inflatable boat on the river.”

• “Against a rock on top of a mountain in Portugal.”
• “In the nettles.”
• “On the grandstand of a football field (not during a match, of course).”
• “Where not? But not since the children, after that we have not got beyond the kitchen as a crazy place.”
• “In my mother’s garden, right by the kitchen window.”

fixer-upper

• “Ha! The playground. But that was before we started having kids.”
• “In a hammock at an overcrowded campsite on a sweltering hot day.”

“Up a ladder while fixing up my parents’ house.”

• “In the changing rooms in a swimming paradise, where everyone walked around and could have heard us. It was exciting and scary at the same time.”
• “Up a ladder while fixing up my parents’ house.”

moment for us

• “In the neighbor’s pool….wherever they were, without them realizing it.”
• “In our new empty house, in the middle of the bedroom on the floor among the paint stuff.”
• “The counter of our apartment (in the dark) with no curtains so the neighbors could have caught us.”

“In the neighbor’s pool….wherever they were, without them realizing it.”

• “The neighbor offered to babysit, so that we could have a nice dinner together. To have some time for each other. We made extra use of that time by having a somewhat cramped, yet exciting sex party in the car after our dinner.”

You can read more results of the large Kek Mama sex survey here.

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