“Mommy and Dad were fighting in the nude!”

Are you blessed with children who sleep through even the loudest alarm and don’t make a sound at fireworks. And then somehow those little rascals wake up when you get off your ass.

Laura (27): “Even though we make love almost silently, our son Mees has disturbed us a number of times. His cot is in our room and sometimes he wakes up. But we thought: he’s just three, he has no idea. Unfortunately, when I was having coffee with my mother, Mees casually announced: ‘Mum and Dad were fighting this morning. In the nude!’”

Nice and warm

Pain (30): “Juul didn’t understand it. If Mom and Dad were so cold that they lay down on the bed while she watched Dora, why were they naked? Fortunately, my boyfriend and I were able to quickly roll off each other when we heard our three-year-old daughter trip up, but I haven’t done any quickies while she’s awake since.”

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Fanatic heroes

Maureen (42): “A bomb could go off and our kids would still sleep through the night, I always say. Correct. Hail, thunder, fireworks? Not a breath of pain. But a mother who gets a little too excited with a newly purchased vibrator and screams with excitement? It caused two sleepy children to rush into the room in alarm: ‘Mommy, mommy what’s wrong?’”

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