‘He stood there among the crowd at the campsite in his bare buttocks’

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If you think you’re also smart on vacation, your little boy is suddenly naked in front of a large audience and peeing wildly.

Chantal (40), mother of Jaimy (20), Mike (17), Guus (10) and Jaxx (4):

“For the first time in my life, we were on a campsite with the whole family. There was also a nice swimming pool, with a large lawn. We had settled in nicely, my six-year-old niece swam, the baby crawled around a bit and the mothers lay in the sun.

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Nude walker

Since the toilet areas were quite far away, I thought I’d be smart and change the baby on the lawn. I took off his diaper and he crawled away from me in his bare buttocks. That was easy. I felt like there were a thousand people around me. Of course they were all focused on that cute nude runner.

I turned to search my bag among the chips and candy for a diaper and suddenly heard lots and lots and lots of laughter. I looked up to see what was so funny and then saw my little one, squatting and peeing and pooping at ease, right in the middle of the crowd. Very embarrassing.

“I saw them looking: how is she going to clean that up?”

Even if it was a baby, I was embarrassed to death because all eyes were on us. I also saw them looking: how is she going to clean that up? Well, I scraped his shit off the floor with as many as eighty wipes.

urinating in public

After that I had three more sons, but we always had a safe holiday in a hotel and took extra care when changing. Apparently peeing in public runs in the family, because four-year-old Jaxx prefers to slam against a tree.”

stark naked

Lieke (27), mother of Merel (2):

“For three days we were the only ones on a camping field and enjoyed our privacy. I woke up early and sat outside with the baby. My husband thought he was going to surprise me, jumped out of the camper to get it’s a beautiful day-singing to make a kind of handstand. Right in front of my feet. stark naked. This to the shock of the neat couple who had just arrived that morning and were sitting opposite us for coffee.”

This article appears in Kek Mama 08-2022.

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