‘During the best sex of my life, my daughter started crying’

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Sure, your little kid comes first. But sometimes mom needs to get her act together.

Sandra (39), mother of Jacky (11 months):

“I was so happy when, as a conscious single mother, I finally met the woman of my dreams. My daughter is eleven months old and after seven in the evening my girlfriend and I have it all to ourselves. So we take that as well. It was perhaps during the best sex of my life that my daughter started to roar.

‘Let’s go,’ muttered my girlfriend, who was completely absorbed in the moment and who had already raised two children, ‘it’s probably nothing.’ We continued our lovemaking undisturbed, until my maternal instincts told me that something was wrong. With my heart rate still on turbo and my hair tousled, I found my daughter up to her neck in a dirty diaper. She may not understand what we were up to yet, but next time I will listen a little more.”

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Strange toys

Philippine (34) lives with Jaap (38) and is the mother of Guus (5) and Jan (1):

“I was so happy when our sex life finally came back to life after two births. Coming had become difficult for me, so we ordered a nice vibrator. No dick lookalike, I’d rather have the real deal. Our eye fell on a kind of totem man. Witty, we thought, and we baptized him Joseph. With Jozef our sex life went back to normal. Not that we grabbed him during every lovemaking, but he was always under the bed.

“In his hand was my vibrator – thank God not turned on, with its rotating head”

Guus crawled into our house one morning. He was scurrying around when suddenly he was next to me. “Mommy, what kind of monkey is this?” he asked. In his hand was my vibrator – thank God not turned on, with its rotating head. Oh, that’s for your back, I stammered, pulling it from his hand. We never heard from him again after that, thank God. And our music box has been at the top of the cupboard ever since.”

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