Down the line: 7 recognizable (and hilarious) tweets about sports club hassles

Shared sorrow is half sorrow, right?

1. Did you just finish lunch

People who eat dinner at 4:30PM:
• the elderly
• families with kids who play sports because of course all practices and games for all the kids always fall on the same nights at overlapping times in various locations all around town

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) August 1, 2019

2. But the opposite is not all…

Having kids involved in sports is fun if you like coming home & making dinner at 10pm.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 27, 2018

3. Waking up quietly is no longer an option (at least now)

My kid has an 8am game. Gotta be there at 7. Gotta leave by 6:15. Gotta be up at 5:15. On a Saturday. Put them in sports they said. You’ll love it they said. pic.twitter.com/WyXSW1I9bB

— #WeBackInside (@ReaganGomez) March 31, 2018

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4. Immediately that Saturday morning stress

Let’s get married and have kids so instead of a lazy Saturday morning we can panic because a sports uniform didn’t get put in the dryer.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 16, 2019

5. Some parents are more fanatical than their child

I wish I had the confidence of a parent who has never played the sport yelling coaching advice to their child from the sidelines.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 20, 2021

6. Advanced Plans

After having children, 80% of marriage is just negotiating who’s dropping off which kid at which sport.

— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) May 6, 2018

7. Did you get up so early for that?

What position is it in soccer where my kid tries to find a four leaf clover?

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 1, 2018

Source: Huffington Post

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