‘The alarm clock? We only use it for sex’

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When your alarm clock is no longer needed to wake up in the morning, you better use it on a different front. In your sex life, for example.

Rozemarijn (29), baby of 9 months.

“With a nine-month-old baby, my husband Tim and I don’t need an alarm clock to wake up. We only use them for sex, we always say laughing. If we have to wait for the right time, it never comes. So we consciously schedule sex.

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Sex alert

I usually set the alarm on my phone at 9 p.m. once a week. Then Tijmen has had his last bottle and has been in bed for an hour. When the alarm bells go off, Tim and I only have to look at each other to know what’s about to happen.

“As soon as I hear the familiar beeps, I get butterflies in my stomach”

A-romantic? Maybe. It works for us. I’m just not going to drool, à la Pavlov’s dog, but as soon as I hear the familiar beeps, I get butterflies in my stomach.”

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