7x crazy reasons children have to argue

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Who gets to sit in the front, who gets the biggest piece of chocolate, who gets to drink from the purple cup: with children the smallest quarrel can arise. Any more crazy reasons for bickering? Parents share the best.

And yes, we can giggle about that again.

1. When in doubt, always add more cheese.

My kids are all arguing about which one of them has more cheese on their pizza so, sure, I highly recommend having children.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 5, 2017

2. But should you be happy with most mosquito bites?

My kids are currently arguing about whose blood tastes better based on who has more mosquito bites.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) Apr 24, 2018

3. Sorry guys, mommy doesn’t know either.

8 and 11 were arguing for 15 minutes about what day it was.

I didn’t interrupt because I don’t know the answer either.

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) Apr 9, 2020

Also read: ‘When my children argue, it sounds like music to my ears’

4. Am I proud or disappointed now?

My kids fighting for 20 minutes over who gets to help me vacuum is the definition of a mixed blessing.

— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) April 20, 2021

5. Sleeping in on the weekend? I do not think so.

Slept in until 6:04am when two kids erupted into a loud argument over who the cat loves more.

(The cat loves neither of them, because they woke him up, too.)

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) February 29, 2020

6. Where is Freek Vonk when you need him.

Today’s car argument brought to you by

4: yes animals kiss

and

6: no they don’t, they only hug

— meghan (@deloisivete) May 17, 2022

7. That fight never really works out.

I tried to sleep in this morning so naturally it was the perfect time for my kids to fight over who can scream the loudest.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) Nov 4, 2019

Source: Huffington Post

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