9 bizarre things parents do for their child (yes, you probably too)

From very dirty to very weird:

1. “I had to kiss a lot of objects, including a plastic water bottle, before going to sleep.”
2. “My three-year-old daughter had swallowed a diamond earring. For the next few days I had to watch her poop until it came out.’
3. ‘I put a teddy bear in the corner for a time-out’
4. ‘I have to keep repeating the statement ‘you shouldn’t bark at old people’.
5. “Since my son was afraid of the dark, I had to keep watch while he peed. And I wasn’t allowed to look inside, because he wanted privacy.’
6. “My husband turned himself into a human shield to protect the beige carpet when my daughter threw up.”
7. “I’ve yelled at my kids countless times not to fart on each other.”
8. ‘Poo was taken from my kid’s behind because it didn’t come out on its own. Nobody had prepared me for this.’
9. “Asking my daughter not to lick the house.”

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Source: Buzzfeed

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