‘You already feel completely at home, I heard’

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With the keys to your new nest in hand, you decide to extend the party in the bedroom. It turns out later: the neighbors have also fully shared in your blissful euphoria.

Ramona (35) is married to Leon (36) and mother of Nick (4) and Lara (1):

“We were overjoyed when the neighbors in our new housing estate turned out to have a sixteen-year-old daughter. Because yes, she wanted to watch out, and when it got too late, she promised, she would just keep the baby monitor that was also linked to her phone. Well, whether the wall was between the upper and lower floors or between two first floors did not matter to us. So we regularly used her services.

Babyphone sex

Until one evening we came home tipsy. The children were asleep, the babysitter had just returned home. On the stairs we took off each other’s clothes to have wonderful, but somewhat noisy, sex in the bathroom.

When I went to pay our girl next door the next morning, she acted a bit timid. “I know the baby monitor only films in the children’s rooms, but the sound is on too, isn’t it,” she whispered, her face flushed with embarrassment. I could sink through the ground. “I wish you at least the same later,” I winked. But I did have her remove the app from her phone right away.”

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noisy house

Mandy (34) lives with Ramon (40) and is the mother of Viggo (5) and Deon (4):

“When our children are asleep, you can detonate a bomb next to them. So we dedicated our new home appropriately, the first night. Everything was in cans and jugs, we only had to unpack some boxes. Finally we had our dream home. I had deliberately placed one moving box next to the bed: the one with our sex toys. What a relief we felt that night.

When I picked up the container from the curb the next morning and introduced myself to our neighbor, she said with a grin: ‘You already feel completely at home, I heard. One tip: the ventilation grilles in the bedrooms can also be closed – for everyone’s peace of mind.’”

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