‘We will never again have sex with the curtains open’
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When the bedroom is normally out of sight of the average walker, the chance that you forget the curtains before you start a spicy spectacle is quite high.
Robin (29): “My husband had the man flu. He really couldn’t go to work. I suspected he was having a bad day: he was in bed, but was playing a racing game on his iPad. So, after taking the kids to school, I decided to give him medicine in kind. Wearing my daughters’ doctor’s kit and mini apron, I walked into the bedroom like a sexy sister Klivia.
Nice view
We were engrossed in our role play when I felt that I was being stared at. When I raised my head, I looked into the wide graying eyes of our window cleaner. Completely forgot it was the first Monday of the month. How long had he seen the spicy spectacle and my bare breasts?
“How long had he seen the spicy spectacle and my bare breasts?”
As a window cleaner he will undoubtedly have experienced it more often, but it has now been two years and I still push my eldest daughter to the door to deal with him. Of course we will never have sex with the curtains open again.”
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Nice and quiet
Lars (40): “We live on a houseboat on a quiet canal under the smoke of Amsterdam and are not bothered by peeping people on boats. Except for special events such as Canal Pride and Sail. Usually we take that into account by keeping the curtains tightly closed, but just forgot that one time there was a singing festival on the Zaan.
“Were we doing something crazy?”
We didn’t even realize it ourselves, but our eleven-year-old son Joep screamed from behind his Playstation that so many people were passing by, shouting and waving. Were we doing something crazy?”
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