“We were just having fun when the neighbor came in”

Better a good neighbor than a distant friend, unless you just had a moment in the bedroom with your early love.

Ilse (33): “Here in the Achterhoek it is customary to have the door ‘loose’ during the day – as we call it – and to drop in on each other. Children who want to play, neighbors who borrow sugar or just fancy a glass of wine. That neighborhood is ideal, especially as a single mother. Just not always handy.

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Package

For example, I recently had a too cozy Tinder coffee date, which quickly moved to the bedroom. All the time, with the children safely at school. What I had not counted on, however, was my neighbor. Apparently the postman had rung the doorbell about a package and I hadn’t heard anything. Then he had offered it to my neighbor who really knew for sure that I was home.

“Just when I was busy with my nice mister, she stepped into the hallway”

Anyway, just when I was busy with my nice mister, she stepped into the hallway, shouting loudly ‘Yoohoo Ilse! Ilse, I have a package!’ I kept very still and luckily she went home after a few minutes. But it was embarrassing. Especially for my date.”

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