Pokémon: 15 raunchy jokes you’re guaranteed to miss

Actually, Pokémon is a rather kid-friendly series – but if you look closely, there are some pretty raunchy jokes hidden in the franchise. We show you 15 of them in our photo gallery.

Oh no! OH NO! HOW? WHAT? WHY? That can’t be true… Yes, it is. That’s why I advise you to stop reading if Pokemon hasn’t destroyed your entire childhood by now. On the following pages, I’ve listed some perverse jokes that Pokémon developers have stuffed into every possible dialogue, menu, and world crevice in the game. I don’t mean stuffed like you thought. For the younger readers, I’d like to recommend something a little more innocent, like the Pokémon GO Halloween update. Featuring Gengar and cute pumpkins. No? As you wish. I warned you. Have fun and lots of disruption!

During a trip across the sea, this heroine murmurs, “If I wore a bikini, where would I put my Poké Balls?” Hehe… a woman’s secret!”

This character has special preferences when it comes to Pokémon. “Wow! Unbelievable! Onix is ​​so big,” she says. “Riding Onix would be so much fun.”

Instead of drinking tea throughout the day or solving sudoku puzzles, this elderly gentleman prefers to peek through the arena window. “Hahaha! This arena is awesome! It’s full of women!” he explains.

Apparently, this trainer takes payment in kind after her fights. “Guys give me items after fights, but sometimes they give me too much.” Is that so? Interesting.

Even the Pokédox can’t resist raunchy jokes. So he enlightens the trainer about the Pokémon Dodrio as follows: “Apparently the heads aren’t the only part of the body that Dodrio has three of.” Haha, got it?

The trainers talk openly to each other about their lifestyles. So this trainer asks you, “When you play, do you prefer to do it indoors or outdoors?” Nice that you can vote for both.

The game asks you in front of this portal if you want to “put your hand deep in the hole”. um…ok???

“It’s so hot in Aloha,” laments this woman. “I’d like to be doused with a water-type move.”

Whatever your reason for getting on a Ferris wheel with this older man, at some point along the way he asks you, “By the way… boy… have you ever had a lover?” JUMP!!! Maybe you’ll land comfortably on the belly of a relaxo.

You may need to reconsider your career plans. This girl has a whole different idea. “You know, I think you would have the talent to be a good breeder.”

This self-confidence is remarkable. “I can do it. I’m a big girl now,” she says. “I can take it” could also be translated as “I can take it”.

“You can never have too many BALLS,” this boy explains to you about life.

It’s only a patch of grass, but it has a suspicious shape. The gardener in charge sometimes seems bored with his work.

I think that’s a bit far-fetched, but if you read it like that, Professor Oak seems to have been a little too happy about your victory. “I came as soon as I heard you beat the top four.”