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Brrr: these bizarre child statements give you the shivers

  • “My son was six years old when I called him on Skype. He suddenly asked: ‘Who is that man standing next to you?’ I was all alone in the room.’
  • ‘I work at a secondary school. One of my students once said casually: ‘Did you know that we have the hands of deceased people in our backyard?’
  • My three-year-old son looked in the mirror above our fireplace and said, “What’s that woman doing in the mirror?”

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  • “When my son was two and a half, he once vaguely said that he had had an accident ‘before he was born’. He later repeated that a number of times, with strange details: that there had been a lot of fire and that he was racing. I had no idea that at that age he even knew what a car accident was…’
  • “I’m six months pregnant with my second. Our four-year-old daughter did something strange a few weeks ago: she pretended to take the baby out of my tummy and put it in the oven. um…’
  • ‘Our three-year-old son is afraid of the stair cupboard. One day he said he didn’t dare look into it because of ‘the man with the orange eyes’. I tried to go along with his fabrications and said, “You know, maybe that man is a little lonely. Sometimes things seem scary, but they aren’t at all.’ He looked at me, pointed to the neighbor’s house and said, ‘No, that man cooks children. The ones he ate are outside. And they all tell me not to go near him.’

Source: Buzzfeed

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