TousAntiCovid: who is affected by the return of travel certificates?

On November 9, the government announced the obligation of a third dose of vaccine for individuals over 65 who want to keep their health pass. Most people were already aware of it before even taking the floor since the smart guys had seen modifications to the code of TousAntiCovid Verif which indicated such a change.

Disclosed of possible announcements tonight. 🔽
Extract from the configuration of TousAntiCovid-Verif of October 28.
“vaccineDelay”: 7,
“vaccineDelayMax”: 213,
“vaccineBoosterDelay”: 0,
“vaccineBoosterDelayMax”: 213,
“vaccineBoosterAge”: 65

– Piotr (@piotrcki) November 9, 2021

However, last week, TousAntiCovid users were surprised to see the return of the attestation forms. Just above the Info you can see Certificates. By going to this menu, we find this good old Kafkaesque form with the choice between reasons for curfew (medical travel, work, judicial summons, assistance to vulnerable people, poo poo, etc.) and travel during the day. It did not take more to wonder if Sieur Castex was not going to announce other restrictions in the face of the phenomenal increase in COVID cases of the “fifth wave” (yes, a “COVID case” is not a “COVID death”, or even a “COVID patient”, but do not think too much).

PLS conspirators

But not in fact. The plots in PLS. You can buy your croissants in the morning, have a boil pierced or attend your trial for robbery with violence on a vulnerable person without having to ask yourself to be able to go out. Joy.
In fact, the attestations have always been there, they were right elsewhere in the app. We just moved them to make them easier to access for “sub-French”. Well yes, the “sub-French”. The people of the islands there, those who pay for their rum with RSA and who practice voodoo.

Containment, curfews and ostracism: the overseas departments on the sidelines

Because we don’t really hear about our compatriots from overseas, except to say that they are not happy and to interview the last of the class to make them all pass for idiots. However, did you know that the state of health emergency is extended in Guyana and Martinique until December 31 or that in Martinique and Guadeloupe, a curfew is maintained from 7 p.m. to 5 a.m.? In New Caledonia, it’s “cheese and dessert” with confinement and a curfew between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m. while Wallis and Futuna has been in general confinement since March 2021!

Finally, if you are French and you live in the overseas departments, hello headache to get to the mainland. There are “reminder” cards at this address, but we will make it short: if you are not vaccinated, you will not be able to come to see the family for the holidays, even if you pay for a test out of your pocket. Merry Christmas.

“Curfew reasons” or “Day reasons”: it’s a la carte! Thank you TousAntiCovid.