‘Daddy can make a tent with his penis’
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During the group discussion proudly tell about their parents’ escapades or stand next to their parents’ bed with breakfast. They mean so well, those little rascals, but sometimes you’d have a triple lock put on the bedroom door.
Larissa (33) lives with Jan (35) and is the mother of Lars (5) and Mara (3):
“’What did you do this weekend?’ the teacher asked in the group discussion on Monday morning. “My parents made a tent,” beamed our eldest. ‘My dad can just do that with his dick.’”
Surprise breakfast
Erim (34) is married to Jacques (37) and mother of Milo (7) and Yaël (5):
“Sunday morning is mom and dad time, our children know. Then we sleep in or do other things where we can’t really use the kids. For our children – too sweet – that morning was the perfect opportunity for a surprise breakfast. Right at the peak, we heard thumping on the stairs and hands on the door handle of our bedroom.
With red cheeks of enthusiasm they jumped under the covers with us, where we tried to hide the evidence of our togetherness with squeezed buttocks. Perhaps with a more intimate feeling than ever before, we ate dry sandwiches with sausage and drank coffee without sugar. And Jacques was allowed to sit on the wet spot.”
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Poltergeists
Yasmin (32) has a relationship with Rogier (25) and is the mother of Djamila (6):
“Our bed is banging against the wall. Little did we know that my daughter believes in poltergeists. When she stood anxiously in the doorway with her cuddly toy, we quickly took her into bed with us.”
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