these kids accidentally destroyed something expensive

With kids in the house, it’s a godsend if walls stay scratch-free and rugs aren’t ruined by slime. Still, all kinds of things can be killed (accidentally) by those little hands. These parents know all about it. Read on.

Well, an ‘accident’ is in a small corner.

Expensive joke

• “My daughter stood on the dining table and turned the chandelier so long that it fell from the ceiling”
• “When I was little, my mother lost her wedding ring. She was devastated. Ten years later, when we were looking for stuff to sell, we found it: it was stuck in the toilet of my Barbie house.”
• “When I was little I tried to break open the television screen with a hammer so I could be with Harry Potter. Didn’t quite work as I had hoped.”
• “Carpet in the house. Thanks, slime.”
• “As a child I cut all the flowers from my grandmother’s garden and gave them to her in a basket. She immediately started crying.”

Also read: ‘There was dog poop everywhere. I didn’t know where to start cleaning’

• “My husband let our child (1) play with his phone unsupervised, which then ended up in the dog’s water bowl.”
• “My son was 7 when he put our camera, which we had just bought for 1000 euros, in the microwave. He thought it would be cool to make a video of the inside of a microwave.”
• “As a child I thought I could help my mother by washing her car. I used one of those scouring pads from the kitchen and scratched every inch of that car.”
• “I had just received my supply of contact lenses for a whole year, worth about 800 euros. My 3-year-old flushed them all down the toilet.”
• “My leather couch. “Don’t paint your nails on the couch,” I said. What do you think? Child paints nails on the couch and knocks over half the bottle.”
• “As a child I thought my mother’s expensive perfumes and creams smelled so good that I thought: if I mix them together, it will probably smell even better. So I did. In the bathtub.”

Source: BoredPanda

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