“The neighbor was enjoying it”
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From bare buttocks on the beach to the curious neighbour: if you imagine yourself unobserved on holiday to completely immerse yourself again, it turns out that you have not taken something into account.
Lenny (38), married to Barry (44), mother of Isabella (12) and Hidde (9):
“Holiday parks Barry and I always select based on the presence of an animation team; the best solution for reading a book or having sex. So also that time in France.
Isabella and Hidde had gone to the clown workshop after lunch. After a few roses we also retreated for some sports and games in the sleeping cabin. No sooner had we started than we heard shouting and singing. A procession had formed of all the children in face painting and apparently our daughter thought it was funny to walk right through our awning. I also heard Isabella calling for me in surprise.
We didn’t have time to put something on quickly. We held our breath and pretended we weren’t there. Fortunately, the procession was over after a few minutes. But from now on, we will first zip up the awning when we withdraw for a while.”
Bye neighbour
Inge (35), living with Nick (30), mother of Nikki (4):
“On holiday in Italy it was really hot in the hotel room. The air conditioner was broken and could not be fixed. We had put our baby in her bed in the bathroom, it was still somewhat doable there. We sweated out the – too cramped – double bed.
“A perfect moment for a lovemaking. we thought”
So every night Nick and I dragged all the sheets to the balcony to continue sleeping. That was a great solution. It was dark, fairly cool and very quiet. A perfect moment for a lovemaking. we thought. But we hadn’t taken into account a curious neighbor who had been enjoying it from behind his window one evening. When we met him at the pool the next day, my cheeks were red with shame.”
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What are those buttocks doing here?
Lucy (31), married to Johan (40), mother of Bo-Anne (4) and Mees (1):
“Long before we had children, my husband and I dived on the beach of Benidorm one evening. Crazy romantic. We only had eyes for each other and so missed a sand shovel coming straight at us. Until the intensely bright lights of that mega machine shined on my husband’s bare buttocks out of nowhere.”
And the bed said ‘creak’
Nathalie (43), married to Sander (45), mother of sons Vesper (12) and Botaz (10):
“Our two sons still think it’s the joke of the century: mom and dad who fell through the bed during a pillow fight on vacation.
“Of course we didn’t tell them that it wasn’t a pillow fight, but an intense lovemaking session”
We were on our way to the south of France and stopped over in a small, ramshackle two-star hotel. The boys shared the room next to us and later said they had also heard the bang and bang. Sander had me a little too wild on it twin beds thrown, after which we both fell right between the mattresses and through the bottom. Of course we didn’t tell our children that it wasn’t a pillow fight, but an intense lovemaking. The same innocence we played at the reception. No, no idea what caused it.
Fortunately, it ended with a fizzle. It didn’t have to be insurance work, the friendly owner shouted. He hammered a few planks under it so that we could continue sleeping. A (painful) lesson for us. We ended up with a bruised tailbone and a big bruise, plus a damaged ego. We think twice before we frolic wildly on a strange bed.”
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