‘I regularly organize sleep dates for the children so that we can have sex’
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Get creative with: children who don’t want to leave you alone for a second. So these mothers regularly organize a sleepover evening. Just so they can also have a date night.
Sandra (39), lives with Thomas (40), mother of Olivia (12) and James (11):
“When the kids were little, we had special ones Hazelnut and Bumbahours to have sex. A matter of planting kids in front of the TV, turning the volume up a bit and sneaking upstairs for some we-time. In any case, it was easier to have extensive sex, because they were already in bed at seven o’clock in the evening.
“When the kids were little, we had sex during special ones Bumbahours”
Nowadays I can’t get them to sleep before half past nine or ten and I’m too tired myself to do all kinds of antics.
Sleep dates
To keep it fun, I regularly organize sleep dates. We used to let a boyfriend of James stay over when Olivia was with grandma or vice versa. Nowadays I plan it right at the same time. If both children have a guest house, it is very hectic, but on the other hand we can unpack to the maximum on free Saturdays.
I book a table at our favorite sushi place, put on a sexy dress and heels and at home we make our own party in the bedroom. I negotiate with friends: ‘If James can stay with Mats this week, you can bring your child next weekend and you can also have a date night with your husband!’”
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Date night
Anoeska (28), single, mother of Tim (4):
“Every Friday evening, Tim goes to either his father or my parents and mom can go wild with her Tinder dates. I am not looking for a relationship, but I do need sex. Tinder is a godsend to me. It’s full of (wrong) willing men who can be prodded for a one-night stand. Or two.
“Rolling around at home while my child sleeps a door away is not possible”
But rolling around at home while my child sleeps a door away is not possible. By making Tim’s regular sleepover night on Friday evening, I have every chance to go out and possibly whore and slobber. By the time my son returns home, the gentleman in question has already disappeared.”
This article appears in Kek Mama 10-2022.
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