‘I have 25 different sex toys and regularly throw dildo parties at home’

“When I go shopping or have a meeting with the rowing club, I find it exciting to have a vibrating toy in it. These can be metal balls that stimulate the clitoris. Or a toy that you control via your mobile phone. My friend is in the navy. He loves to bring me to a climax from the other side of the world. When I’m in a meeting, he lets the vibrating egg run at full power.

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Home parties

I’m not quite a sex addict yet, but I’m getting there. Five years ago I moved from Utrecht to the far north for love. I decided to start having sex at home parties, so-called dildo parties. So I could turn my hobby into my profession. I now give four to six such evenings a month.

I am the biggest customer myself. I estimate that my private collection consists of about 25 different types of sex toys. From home garden and kitchen vibrators to nipple clamps and handcuffs. The other day I heard something vibrate in the play corner, my four-year-old daughter came over with my Womanizer. Found them in Mama’s treasure chest, hiding under the bed.

Talking about sex is still a taboo. The curtains close when I get to someone’s house. As a consultant I play a naughty, naughtier, naughtiest game beforehand. Then I ask questions and gauge the interest of the group. If there are few yes fingers, I know that I will at most sell some flavored condoms that evening and few anal toys.”

This article was previously in Kek Mama.

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