11x for these special (and hilarious) reasons children had a tantrum
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You are then, in the middle of a supermarket, with a roaring toddler. Welcome to toddlerhood. From melted cheese to a pink tongue and 9 other laughable reasons for a tantrum. Are they coming.
They are born drama queens.
Contents
- 1 1. Your orange juice isn’t orange enough? Reason enough for a tantrum.
- 2 2. That would be handy
- 3 3. “Mom, give that blood back!”
- 4 4. This is the world upside down
- 5 5. Give me a green tongue
- 6 6. How can you?!
- 7 7. “Wait, why am I crying again?”
- 8 8. It is also very mean that you are not allowed to play with butter in the bath
- 9 9. What exactly do you want?
- 10 10. It’s not fair…
- 11 11. Apparently cheese can also be too melted
1. Your orange juice isn’t orange enough? Reason enough for a tantrum.
What’s the most comical reason your toddler/small child had a tantrum?
I’ll start:
– his bath water was too wet
– his orange juice wasn’t orange enough
– shoes was shoes
– the sun was following him
– he couldn’t find his play plastic food so I must’ve eaten it
— Princess | Sleep & Wellness (@themultiplemom) June 16, 2022
2. That would be handy
Oh and my middle baby recently got upset because he couldn’t use my breast pump to pump milk from his chest for his cereal.
— Princess | Sleep & Wellness (@themultiplemom) June 16, 2022
3. “Mom, give that blood back!”
Toddler skinned her knee camping. Inconsolable after I cleaned & bandaged the cuts.
Me: What’s wrong baby? Does it hurt?
Her (wailing): It’s gone! Give it back!
Me: Umm… Whut baby?
She was upset because I “took” her blood when I cleaned her leg.
Me: “I’m… sorry?”
— Dawn (@KitchenTravels) June 16, 2022
4. This is the world upside down
complete blowout tantrum because one of our kids LIKED the food we cooked, do not look for logic & consistency in parenting you will find none here— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) June 9, 2022
5. Give me a green tongue
In case you were on the fence about having kids, my 3-year-old threw a temper tantrum because her tongue is pink.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 7, 2017
Also read: This is how you deal with your toddler’s tantrums
6. How can you?!
Today’s tantrum is brought to you by the fact that I dared to give my daughter Anna’s braids when she clearly wanted Elsa’s— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) February 13, 2020
7. “Wait, why am I crying again?”
My toddler was having a massive tantrum until she found a grape on the floor. She ate it, and forgot why she was crying. She was crying because she doesn’t like grapes.— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) April 18, 2020
8. It is also very mean that you are not allowed to play with butter in the bath
Tonight’s bathtub tantrum was brought to you by butter, because you can play with lots of things in the bath, but not butter.— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) June 13, 2020
9. What exactly do you want?
If you’re wondering what parenting is like, my 4-year-old just threw a tantrum and told me to go away and then threw a second tantrum because I went away.— The Dad (@thedad) Apr 27, 2022
10. It’s not fair…
Sienna just had a meltdown because she won’t accept that Neptune is bigger than Pluto.
Bless her heart…. Wait till she finds out it’s not a planet anymore.
— Malynda Hale (@MalyndaHale) January 29, 2022
11. Apparently cheese can also be too melted
I’m all for letting my kids be who they want to be.
And my 3 year-old just had a tantrum about the cheese on his pizza being “too melted,” so apparently his dream is to be my least favorite child.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) Nov 23, 2019
Source: Huffington Post
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